it's true...

men are from Mars.

We were sitting in the living room and Jon asked what we should do about his wedding ring. It's black and was looking pretty scratched up. I suggested getting him a new ring since the one he has wasn't outrageously expensive, so I wouldn't feel too bad replacing it eventually. Well, it is quiet for a while and I wasn't paying attention to Jon as I was watching conference. A short while later Jon says, "There, good as new!" I look at him and he hands me his ring. I look at it, the scratches are gone, but what is that smell? I put the ring to my nose and then give Jon an "are you serious look?" Yes, Jon has "fixed" his ring by coloring it with a black Sharpie permanent marker! Are you kidding me? I don't care how many times he says he can "fix" his ring by coloring it with a marker, that guy is getting a new ring sooner or later whether he wants it or not!