a tale about the wild wild west

This here's me and my man.

But I started to get sweet on Mr. Bones.

My husband didn't like that much, so he decided to get back at me he'd start teaching the baby how to use a gun.

Well, I didn't like that much, so I tried to kill him. OK, maybe just hurt him a bit.

Well, our foolish behavior got us behind bars for disturbing the peace.

Now we are in the crapper.

Long story short: you have to be a...

to survive Tombstone, AZ