A letter.

Dear Simply Mac,

Jonathan and I gladly accept this free Mac Book on behalf of the fact that you pay him minimum wage. This makes up for last month when he didn't make your ridiculous quota. He rocked it this month, and now you have to pay up suckas!

Sincerely,

The Larsons

Here's the story, cause I know you all care to hear it.

Jonathan called me on his way home from work Wednesday night the 21st. He said he had a surprise for me. I like surprises. Jon doesn't surprise me often, and to be perfectly honest I wasn't expecting much, but I was still excited that he'd gotten me a little something. Well, at the time I thought it was going to be little. OK, so he gets home and I was down stairs on our computer. He tells me to come upstairs. I do, and find Jon with my surprise behind his back. He tells me to sit down and close my eyes. I do, but I also hold up my hands, because, truth be told, I thought he was going to have like $1 Coke or McFlurry for me. (I would have been happy with either by the way.) But no, soon enough I feel the weight of something bigger on my lap. I opened my eyes. Shock. Mouth gaping open. Eyes the size of saucers. All I could say was, "Shut up!" (Cleaver and original, I know.)

I have wanted a laptop FOR-EV-ER. Needless to say, I am a very happy girl.

**He won it in a drawing at work. Basically for every two computers they sold they got a ticket. Jon and this other guy had the most tickets. In fact the other guy ended up having more tickets because he sold more Apple Care, but my man still won. Oh, and Jon said, "I knew I'd win." OK, well let's take you to Vegas baby!